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My Wife Wants 2 Jump Out of d Window..

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Husband to Hotel Manager:
Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window…

Hotel Manager:
It’s Yr Matter What Can I Do, Sir?

Husband:
The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !

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