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Santa Ki Amma…

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Santa ki Amma Mar Gai..
Ek Aadmi Bola..
Kash! Amma Mujhe Bhi Le Jaati
Fir 2-4 Aur Bole..
Hame Bhi Le Jaati
Santa Bola..
Chup Ho Jao Gadho..
Amma Kya Tata Sumo Kar Ke Gai Hai?

Written by Musician Rakshit Shah

January 3, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Jaayenge CAR me, Aayenge AKHABAAR me..

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Wife:
Aaj Sunday Hai..
Chalo Car Me Kahin Ghumne Chalte Hai…
Car Main Drive Karungi…

Husband:
Agar Tum Car Drive Karogi to..
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Jayenge ‘CAR’ me,
Aayenge ‘AKHBAAR’ me…..