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Jaayenge CAR me, Aayenge AKHABAAR me..

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Wife:
Aaj Sunday Hai..
Chalo Car Me Kahin Ghumne Chalte Hai…
Car Main Drive Karungi…

Husband:
Agar Tum Car Drive Karogi to..
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Jayenge ‘CAR’ me,
Aayenge ‘AKHBAAR’ me…..

Written by Musician Rakshit Shah

April 16, 2008 at 9:20 pm

Posted in Free SMS Messages Collection, Lyrics: Rakshit Shah, Pati - Patni Jokes, SMS on Men-Women, SMS: Jokes, Wedding Messages, हिन्दी SMS

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My Wife Wants 2 Jump Out of d Window..

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Husband to Hotel Manager:
Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window…

Hotel Manager:
It’s Yr Matter What Can I Do, Sir?

Husband:
The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !

Written by Musician Rakshit Shah

April 16, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Posted in English SMS, Free SMS Messages Collection, Funny SMS, Lyrics: Others, Pati - Patni Jokes, Que. Ans. Jokes, SMS on Men-Women, SMS: Jokes, Wedding Messages

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