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Jaayenge CAR me, Aayenge AKHABAAR me..

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Wife:
Aaj Sunday Hai..
Chalo Car Me Kahin Ghumne Chalte Hai…
Car Main Drive Karungi…

Husband:
Agar Tum Car Drive Karogi to..
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Jayenge ‘CAR’ me,
Aayenge ‘AKHBAAR’ me…..

My Wife Wants 2 Jump Out of d Window..

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Husband to Hotel Manager:
Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window…

Hotel Manager:
It’s Yr Matter What Can I Do, Sir?

Husband:
The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !