“NEAR ONES R NOT DEAR
&
DEAR ONES R NOT NEAR”
You Can Easily Remember Your Near Ones
But
It’s Very Difficult 2 Forget Your Dear Ones
- s a a h i l
Reality of Life.. Your Near Ones R Not Dear..
Aise Hi Koii “MAHAVEER” Nahi Hota..
Today is Shri Mahaveer Janma Kalyaanak
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Ladne Se Koii “VEER” Nahi.n Hota
Tyag Karne Se “PEER” Nahi.n Hota
Saalo Ki Ghor TapsyaKa Fal Hai Ye
Aise Hi Koii “MAHAVEER” Nahi Hota
Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me..
- s a a h i l
નયનમાં વસ્યા છીએ, જરા યાદ કરજો..
નયનમાં વસ્યા છીએ, જરા યાદ કરજો,
કાંઈ કામ પડે કદી તો જરા સાદ કરજો,
અમને તો આદત પડી છે યાદ કરવાની,
તમને હિચકી આવે તો જરા માફ કરજો..
- રક્ષિત શાહ “સાહિલ”
Jaayenge CAR me, Aayenge AKHABAAR me..
Wife:
Aaj Sunday Hai..
Chalo Car Me Kahin Ghumne Chalte Hai…
Car Main Drive Karungi…
Husband:
Agar Tum Car Drive Karogi to..
. . .
. .
Jayenge ‘CAR’ me,
Aayenge ‘AKHBAAR’ me…..
Paheli Mulaakaat Ka Nashaa..
Kuch Nashaa Iss Nasheeli Raat Ka Hai,
Kuch Nashaa iis Dheemi Barsaat Ka Hai,
Mat Samajhna Hamein Sharabi “SAAHIL”,
Ye Asar to Aap Se Huii Mulaakaat Ka Hai!
- s a a h i l
My Wife Wants 2 Jump Out of d Window..
Husband to Hotel Manager:
Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window…
Hotel Manager:
It’s Yr Matter What Can I Do, Sir?
Husband:
The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !
Kaise Bulaati Hai Patni Apne Pati Ko?
Kaise Bulaati Hai Patni Apne Pati Ko?
After..
1st Yr..
JAANU
2nd Yr..
O.. JEE
3rd Yr..
SUNTE HO G..
4th Yr..
O BANTI K PAPA..
05th Yrs..
ARE, KAHA.n MAR GAYE?
10 Yrs..
HE BHAGWAN, KIS SE PALA PADA HE?
Magic Fishes in Mobile… !!!
I’m Sending Magic Fishes in Your Mobile..
> > > > >
> > >
> > > >
If u Want 2 See How They Swim, Put Yr Mobile in Water n Hv Fun…!!. :-;
આવતા હસો છો, જતા હસો છો…
આવતા હસો છો, જતા હસો છો,
સવારે હસો છો, સાંજે હસો છો,
સુખમાં હસો છો, દુઃખમાં હસો છો,
તમે શું માનો છો બાપુ,
તમે એકલા જ “CLOSE-UP” ઘસો છો?
I Like Only One Day & That’s Your Birthday !
Some Like Sunday,
Some Like Monday,
I Like Only One Day,
That’s Your Birthday
Wish U a Happy Birthday!
The Rainy Day & Your Birthday…
It Must Have Been a Rainy Day
When You Were Born,
but It Wasn’t Really Rain,
The Sky was Crying Because
It Lost His Most Beautiful Angel…
Happy Birthday My Dear Friend.. 
Guess, What’s Missing in H__RT? EA or U?
What’s Missing in H__RT?
EA or U?
Pick EA & You’ll Get a HEART!
Or..
Pick U n You will Get HURT!
Which 1 U’d Like 2 Pick?
I’ll Pick U..
Coz It’s Better to Get HURT,
Than Having a HEART w/o U.
- s a a h i l
Have You Found My Destiny?
Gir Gaii Hai Shayad Mere Haatho Se Lakeere.in Kahi.n
Bhool Aaye Hai Shayad Hum Apni Taqadeere.in Kahi.n
Kahi.n Mil Jaye Agar Vo Tumhe “SAAHIL” To Utha Lena
Har Khushii Mere Hissey Ki Apne Haatho Pe Sajaa Lena
- s a a h i l
Toofani Baarish Ki Raat…
Toofani Baarish Ki Raat Me 1 Aadmi Shop Pe Pizza Lene Aaya..
Shopkeeper Pizza Dete Hue..
“R U Married?”
Aadmi Ne Jawab Diya…
Abe, Is Toofani Baarish Me Meri Maa Mujhe Pizza Lene Bhejegi Kya?
Har Saans Ke Pahele Mujhe Teri Yaad Aati Hai..
Har Saans Ke Pahele Mujhe Teri Yaad Aati Hai..
Har Saans Mein Mujhe Teri Khushboo Aati Hai..
Ye Kaise Kahu.n Ki Saanso Se Zinda Hai “SAAHIL”
Tu Nahi Aati Tab Ye Saanse Bhi Thahar Jaati Hai
- s a a h i l
Give Cheeks 2 All but.. Lips 2 Only One…
Give Cheeks 2 All but..
Lips 2 Only One..
Give Laugh 2 All but
Smile 2 Only One..
Give Love 2 All but
Heart 2 Olnly One..
Let Every1 Love U but
U Love Only one…
Good Morning
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